If hitting a girl in the face was a thing I totally would.
Not just any girl though. The one I love.
Just to be like “OH HELLO DARLING! I LOVE YOU BUT YOU CAN’T OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES TO SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE ALL THIS TIME AND YOU JUST LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME” type smack
Maybe not hard. Just like a “shoulda had a v8” tap on the forehead
She is soft.. and I would never hurt her.
But apparently girls are into guys who are dick heads..